Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.