Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।