Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.