Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.