Funny Quotes / Friends

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.