Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.