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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।