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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!