Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.