Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.