Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.