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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.