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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.