Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friends are our chosen family.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.