Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.