Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.