Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.