Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

All the best people are crazy.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.