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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friends are our chosen family.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.