Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

All the best people are crazy.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.