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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad