Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.