Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Our craziness made us best friends.