Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.