Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.