Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।