Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.