Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।