Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

All the best people are crazy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.