Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.