Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.