Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.