Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.