Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.