Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.