Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.