Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.