Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.