Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.