Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.