Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are our chosen family.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.