Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.