Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।