Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.