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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.