Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!