Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.