Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.