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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is the key to everything

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।