Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

All the best people are crazy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.